Monflagyog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced fairy.

Monflagyog created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monflagyog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Monflagyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Monflagyog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Monflagyog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Monflagyog.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.