Damxempon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying centaur.

Damxempon created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damxempon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Damxempon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Damxempon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Damxempon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Damxempon's name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.