Donfidfid Yaktifgess Cutkonbag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain troll.

Donfidfid Yaktifgess Cutkonbag created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donfidfid Yaktifgess Cutkonbag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donfidfid Yaktifgess Cutkonbag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Donfidfid Yaktifgess Cutkonbag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Donfidfid Yaktifgess Cutkonbag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.