Negvegtag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident bat.

Negvegtag created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negvegtag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Negvegtag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Negvegtag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Negvegtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about asteroids.