Flabbep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic deer.

Flabbep created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flabbep, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flabbep's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flabbep's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Do not listen to music.