Padbuttag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humorless centaur.

Padbuttag created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padbuttag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Padbuttag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Padbuttag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Padbuttag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.