Wotlidbess is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental lizard.

Wotlidbess created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlidbess, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wotlidbess, she will make you grow a tail.

Wotlidbess' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wotlidbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not take Wotlidbess' name in vain.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Put Wotlidbess first in all things.