Nelfagyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent pig.

Nelfagyatt created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfagyatt, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelfagyatt, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nelfagyatt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nelfagyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.