Mutcipyarp Midpopquag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring lion.

Mutcipyarp Midpopquag created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mutcipyarp Midpopquag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mutcipyarp Midpopquag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mutcipyarp Midpopquag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mutcipyarp Midpopquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect six lead sculptures of Mutcipyarp Midpopquag on top of important buildings.

3. Never sing near squirrels.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Always obey Mutcipyarp Midpopquag's priests.