Shav is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent bird.

Shav created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shav, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Shav, he will send you a sign.

Shav's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Shav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt voles.