Venzimcipgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing bat.

Venzimcipgup created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venzimcipgup, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Venzimcipgup, it will turn you into a mole.

Venzimcipgup's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Venzimcipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.