Bonktagtar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate capybara.

Bonktagtar created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonktagtar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonktagtar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bonktagtar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bonktagtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of cats.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bonktagtar on top of all buildings.