Ranquafgebsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing elephant.

Ranquafgebsaw created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranquafgebsaw, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranquafgebsaw, he will turn you into a worm.

Ranquafgebsaw's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ranquafgebsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Ranquafgebsaw loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. You must love Ranquafgebsaw.

5. Do not covet oxen.