Largab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish swan.

Largab created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largab, she will come to you in dreams.

Largab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Largab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Largab on top of all buildings.

4. Hide from magenta badgers for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.