Habzaklun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonest dragonfly.

Habzaklun created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habzaklun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Habzaklun, he will turn you into a dog.

Habzaklun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Habzaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the west.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not take Habzaklun's name in vain.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.