Hakzanken is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome dragonfly.

Hakzanken created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakzanken, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hakzanken, she will turn you into a frog.

Hakzanken's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hakzanken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hakzanken loves sheep, so they must be honoured.