Quimdissham is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless fish.

Quimdissham created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdissham, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quimdissham, she will turn you into a sheep.

Quimdissham's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quimdissham's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Quimdissham loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never write about gravity.