Xenwonmut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered raven.

Xenwonmut created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Xenwonmut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xenwonmut, she will make you grow a tail.

Xenwonmut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Xenwonmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near rats while wearing cyan tights and balancing five silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Respect your elders.
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