Jamyattcimwodgamquimveg Wegxinpas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking shrew.

Jamyattcimwodgamquimveg Wegxinpas created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamyattcimwodgamquimveg Wegxinpas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jamyattcimwodgamquimveg Wegxinpas, she will turn you into a slug.

Jamyattcimwodgamquimveg Wegxinpas' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jamyattcimwodgamquimveg Wegxinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to geese while wearing hats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Always obey Jamyattcimwodgamquimveg Wegxinpas' priests.

5. Respect your elders.