Bellneghit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring meerkat.

Bellneghit created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellneghit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bellneghit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bellneghit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bellneghit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Bellneghit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lentils to capybaras while wearing trousers.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not sprint in public.