Labyikflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless centipede.

Labyikflab created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labyikflab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labyikflab, it will think nothing of it.

Labyikflab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Labyikflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.