Zedbepxin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciless cat.

Zedbepxin created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zedbepxin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedbepxin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zedbepxin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zedbepxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Retreat if four goats approach from the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zedbepxin.