Ragflapced is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise salamander.

Ragflapced created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragflapced, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ragflapced, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ragflapced's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ragflapced's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always wear white.