Sugarnwankik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish mole.

Sugarnwankik created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Sugarnwankik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sugarnwankik, she will strike you with lightening.

Sugarnwankik's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sugarnwankik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Sugarnwankik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sugarnwankik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.