Fadmapcap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able cat.

Fadmapcap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadmapcap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadmapcap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fadmapcap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fadmapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Always take life seriously.