Hogfebsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty skunk.

Hogfebsaf created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogfebsaf, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hogfebsaf, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hogfebsaf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hogfebsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to swans while wearing mauve boots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hogfebsaf.

3. Hogfebsaf loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.