Vondavquam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful lion.

Vondavquam created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vondavquam, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vondavquam, he will cry a lot.

Vondavquam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vondavquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vondavquam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always obey Vondavquam's priests.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.