Yaryarpzag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage warg.

Yaryarpzag created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaryarpzag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yaryarpzag, it will not invite you to parties.

Yaryarpzag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yaryarpzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Yaryarpzag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide if three dogs approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Never feed peanuts to snails while wearing tights.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.