Kamdossatbus is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unfair mink.

Kamdossatbus created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamdossatbus, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kamdossatbus, he will turn you into a tree.

Kamdossatbus' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Kamdossatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kamdossatbus.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Kamdossatbus must be the most important thing in your life.