Tapfebmip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless centaur.

Tapfebmip created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapfebmip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tapfebmip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tapfebmip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tapfebmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing mauve dresses and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

4. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.