Bomarfcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish chicken.

Bomarfcuss created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomarfcuss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomarfcuss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bomarfcuss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bomarfcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bomarfcuss on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear magenta boots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.