Mumcenlam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying snail.

Mumcenlam created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Mumcenlam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mumcenlam, he will not care.

Mumcenlam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mumcenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Mumcenlam loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.