Canwatarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective goblin.

Canwatarm created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Canwatarm, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Canwatarm, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Canwatarm's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Canwatarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Canwatarm loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.