Cubgilquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful mink.

Cubgilquaf created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgilquaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubgilquaf, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cubgilquaf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cubgilquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cubgilquaf.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help mites.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.