Fomlimrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever slug.

Fomlimrot created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlimrot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomlimrot, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fomlimrot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fomlimrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near tapirs while wearing gray tights and balancing four gold spheres on your hands.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fomlimrot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the south.