Quim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest pigeon.

Quim created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quim.

2. Do not keep four frogs in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never feed nuts to moths while wearing blue hats.