Dibhanlik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent mink.

Dibhanlik created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhanlik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dibhanlik, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dibhanlik's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dibhanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Dibhanlik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never talk about fire.