Cumfubveendogligyikhimtar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil hamster.

Cumfubveendogligyikhimtar created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfubveendogligyikhimtar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cumfubveendogligyikhimtar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cumfubveendogligyikhimtar's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cumfubveendogligyikhimtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never feed parsnips to nematodes while wearing turquoise scarves.