Vigzedwap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying sheep.

Vigzedwap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigzedwap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vigzedwap, she will turn you into a rat.

Vigzedwap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vigzedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.