Nabdittunbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witless pig.

Nabdittunbog created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nabdittunbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabdittunbog, he will not invite you to parties.

Nabdittunbog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nabdittunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.