Bonquat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bonquat created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonquat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonquat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bonquat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bonquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep nine rats in a large pit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always stare at clouds.