Arpbudvon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing skunk.

Arpbudvon created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpbudvon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arpbudvon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Arpbudvon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Arpbudvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about moons.