Stiksandcet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, staggering hummingbird.

Stiksandcet created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksandcet, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stiksandcet, she will destroy your home solar system.

Stiksandcet's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Stiksandcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if five gulls approach from the west.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Hide if six birds approach from the east.