Dunflapboss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid wren.

Dunflapboss created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunflapboss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunflapboss, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dunflapboss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dunflapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.