Sogbellven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental hamster.

Sogbellven created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbellven, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogbellven, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sogbellven's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sogbellven's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear green hats.