Ruttdavbum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented coyote.

Ruttdavbum created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdavbum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttdavbum, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ruttdavbum's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ruttdavbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must pray to Ruttdavbum three times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ruttdavbum.