Cipgigfendisskoncemrow Xucdobpitfly is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody dingo.

Cipgigfendisskoncemrow Xucdobpitfly created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgigfendisskoncemrow Xucdobpitfly, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cipgigfendisskoncemrow Xucdobpitfly, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cipgigfendisskoncemrow Xucdobpitfly's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cipgigfendisskoncemrow Xucdobpitfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear scarves.