Biglamvin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful giraffe.

Biglamvin created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biglamvin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Biglamvin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Biglamvin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Biglamvin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight otters approach from the west.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at galaxies.