Zedbossnart is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage wyvern.

Zedbossnart created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedbossnart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zedbossnart, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedbossnart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zedbossnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedbossnart.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.