Sisdussing is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate capybara.

Sisdussing created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisdussing, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sisdussing, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sisdussing's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sisdussing's Holy Commandments

1. Sisdussing must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your neck blue.